Stormy Daniels has fresh insults for Donald Trump's penis
He started it!
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Nothing is more entertaining (read: sad) than seeing the President of the United States, the leader of the free world, bragging about his victory over porn star Stormy Daniels in her defamation lawsuit by calling her a "Horseface." That might even worse than the discovery that most of his Twitter followers are actually, tremendously, fake.
“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 16 October 2018
As someone who allegedly had sex with Trump, Stormy Daniels has a sort of automatic Trump card, if you will.
She's previously compared his penis to a Mario Kart character, Toad, in her book 'Full Disclosure,' but this time she was a little more subtle. Emphasis on the "little."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president," she began. "In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny."
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny. https://t.co/6DpDD5ELtj
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) 16 October 2018
A perfect mix of biting political commentary, clever innuendos, and self-effacing humour, Daniels definitely won this round. But there will be more. There is always more.